I drink a lot of coffee. I consume media. Nerdy things, picking up adults as if they were children, and desserts make me happy. I teach/taught/can teach just about everything available in high school. My favorite punctuation marks are ellipses and parenthesis. My favorite maths to do are linear systems and asymptotes.
Some girl came to school today dressed like Sailor Mercury.
This school is pretty great.
10 Bleps That Prove a Cat is Cutest When Its Tongue is Out
The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness.
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. [distractify]
What: MOTHERFUCKING STREET PARTY
When: A LONG-ASS TIME AGO
Dress Code: NAKED. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Please Bring: HUMAN BONES, WEIRD-ASS INSTRUMENTS, MAYBE A NOOSE IF YOU’D LIKE
RSVP: THE FUCKING GOAT PEOPLE ON 7TH AND BROADWAY
"To come home from another home is a weird feeling, because people expect you to be the person you were when you left, and that’s impossible. You expect things to be exactly the same as when you left, and that’s impossible. Maybe it’s impossible to even truly come home once you’ve gone away because of those changes. Coming home is strange, because now that place is just a tiny bit less of a home."
"Suffering from depression convinces us that we shouldn’t make space for ourselves. We often feel like we’re shrinking and becoming invisible because we aren’t sure how to verbalize our feelings, or we don’t think we can or should. Let your loved ones with depression into your life, or your home, or your car, so that we don’t feel like we’re disappearing. Make space for us. Let us be the center of attention every once in a while without having to talk about our problems. That way, we can tangibly feel that we exist, we’re real, and we matter."